Spencer Jardine, Bryan Janick, and Ian Childs recaps the MSU @ SVSU game from December 6, 2009. Final was 3-2 with SVSU winning in overtime.
I have been pleasantly surprised in the past couple of weeks with the amount of girls i’ve seen at the games. Granted they’re all on the JV or B team but hey it’s a start. I was especially happy to play against these girls on the SVSU and MSU teams and I hope to see even more in the future and tons at Nationals. On that note I would like to thank, on behalf of the team, to everyone who voted for the Nationals location. It just shows that we can eventually become an NCAA or at least a multiple conference league (starting with adding the west). I hope we can continue this great momentum and hopefully beat out the Intercollegiate Quidditch Association as better obscure sport college league…by the way they already have like 200 teams in like 3 years but they’re not quite as organized as we are (surprisingly). So anyways back to the point, great job girls and I can’t wait to see more from all of you!
Jason Stein – SVSU
Hi everyone long time no talk…many things have happened here in Bowling Green, OH and I thought it was time to share. First of all we have another girl…yay! But I still expect more out of the girls here at BGSU hopefully we will make the number 3 or 4 by the end of this year…hopefully. Also just wanted to inform everyone that I’ve been talking with STATS a company who provides statistics for professional leagues like the NFL, MLS, and NASCAR just to name a few. Hopefully if things go alright we can get official stats like we’ve been talking about all summer and we won’t have to do them. Last but not least I’m excited to get game play going in a couple of weeks on the 14th. We’ve been looking pretty good at practice and if I do say so myself I and the rest of my team have improved. I can’t wait to see everyone and hopefully get some wins for this season!
An improved Central Michigan squad gave second ranked Saginaw Valley a scare, but ultimately the Cardinals held on for a 3-2 win over the Chippewas on Sunday Oct. 25.
“I knew it was going to be a close one,” SVSU captain Bryan Janick said. “I had a feeling, especially for our first game. They’ve gotten a lot better.”
CMU captain Bryan Lynch also liked his team’s performance, despite the loss.
“I thought that our team did well,” he said. “Much better than previous years (against SVSU.)”
The Cardinals took the first point after about eight minutes of play, giving them a 1-0 lead.
“We pushed them back a lot,” Janick said. “We had them backed up. I thought was a good thing.”
The Chippewas (0-1), bounced back with a solid effort in the second point, tying up the score at one apiece.
“For our more experienced players, we saw how much we have improved over the last two years and I think it was wake up call for the new guys to see what dodgeball is really about,” Lynch said. “I think we did well, but still have plenty to improve in to be thinking about a victory versus SVSU.”
“We needed to shadow a little bit better,” Janick said. “We had a few times when people got hit when people were supposed to be shadowing.”
SVSU responded, dominating the next point to go up 2-1 into the half. The point was fueled by several catches, particularly by Jason Stein and Joe Fetterhoff.
“We had a lot of huge catches,” Janick said. “They came at the right times.”
The second half started off with another Cardinal point, putting them up 3-1 with less than 20 minutes to play. Lynch felt his team lacked in experience in crucial situations.
“The difference between SVSU and us in the match was definitely patience,” he said. “There is no doubt that Saginaw has more fire power than us, but in clutch situations they were able to play smarter and make more clutch throws and catches than we were.
The Chippewas claimed the next point, though at a cost of running a significant amount of time left in the game, leaving them without sufficient time to tie up the score.
“That was really important,” Janick said of starting the year off with a win. “We looked kind of rusty but it was definitely a good start to the season, a big victory.”
The Cardinals, 1-0 after the win, travel to Allendale next to face three-time defending national champion Grand Valley State on Nov. 8. in what will be the Lakers season opener. Game time is 3 p.m.
Story by: M. Blake Harrison
“Our players couldn’t help but feed off the fan energy,” Josh Raymer said gratefully in reference to the crowd at Western’s home opener against UK.
It was that energy which propelled Western to a 1-0 start in its third year of competitive dodgeball.
Western, who played host to just its second-ever home game Sunday afternoon, was welcomed by upwards of 150 fans at the Preston Health & Activities Center on main campus.
The raucous crowd looked on as the Toppers took a commanding 1-0 lead to start the contest.
With the lead, Western zeroed in on their second point as UK lost men rapidly.
Finally down to one opponent, Western sophomore Luke “The Sideline Assassin” Gilliam nailed UK’s final hope to tie the match at one apiece.
With a commanding 2-0 lead, Raymer, who serves as the Hilltoppers’ head coach, chose to sub in some younger players for the third point, which they lost.
“We really just lost track of our game plan after awhile,” Raymer said. “Our level of play wasn’t as strong.”
UK won the fourth point to knot the game at 2-2 by the end of regulation.
The fact that the Toppers finished the half up 2-1 and tied 2-2 at the end of regulation highlighted the impact of Gilliam’s play early in the first half.
“It looks a lot better now than it did at the time,” Gilliam said after the match. “Little points like that can make all the difference.”
With 10 minutes of overtime to decide the outcome of the match, Western’s cheering section rose to the occasion.
With chants of “Let’s go Western,” and “T-O-P-S, TOPS, TOPS, TOPS” in the background, the home team prevailed.
WKU eliminated their final opponent with time to spare, sending a message to future foes: Don’t mess with the Tops in Preston.
Freshman fan Joshua Amos summed up the crowd’s mentality, “With the fans behind them, I knew they could pull it off.”
Story by: Kris Wright
Starting a new dodgeball club at your school may be the hardest part of dodgeball as a whole. Really. Because you have no club, then you have no team, and if you have no team, you can’t play, and that’s where the fun is.
Working on starting my second team, I have learned the do’s and don’ts of this process and how to keep a team running. Here are just a few things to remember when trying to start your club.
By advertise I don’t mean go buy an ad in the school paper, I mean print out flyers and post them EVERYWHERE around your campus. Put them in every floor of every building and dorm, anywhere people will be so they can see that you’ve made a club.
Not only do you need flyers, but you must also talk to anyone interested. Make announcements before or after class, in the student center and anywhere there is a large group. But make sure you’re professional about it or no one will take you seriously. Also, talk with athletes that play sports that aren’t in season, like basketball players in the fall or football players in the winter, and make the argument that dodgeball is a great way to stay active in their offseason.
3. Be Professional
When dealing with your school’s campus life and starting your club, don’t just “get around to it whenever.” Schedule meetings, check up on your club’s status and make sure you know everything there is to know to get your club started and off the ground. When going to meetings, don’t go in your hoodie and sweats. Instead, try a polo and jeans. Looking the part could make all the difference, and if your campus life director thinks that you don’t look or act the part, they may not approve your club, which means no dodgeball for you.
My final point is that you must fundraise in order to get anywhere with your team, especially if club fees and dues don’t cut it. If you need to fundraise, you have two good choices to raise money for your team. You can either really fundraise by going door to door selling candy or pizza kits or you can sell advertising space. Find any local businesses that regularly sponsor other college activities and start there by selling space on a science board or just plain poster board. This usually works better if you can get some home games, but brainstorm some other ideas that will entice businesses to advertise with you.
Starting your club is probably the hardest and most time consuming part of the dodgeball process, but stick with it and you’ll have a club that’s playing games in a matter of no time.
Well the DWC ended a long time ago and nothing surprising happened. The girls team almost won a round but we didn’t and the other team I was on got to the second round. I am really writing to you wonderful people today because I’m a little frustrated. My team has had a few practices so far and I am the only girl on the team…not even new girls came in when we did our big recruitment.
Most of the reactions I’ve been getting is the whole, “I don’t want to get hurt and I won’t be good so why bother.” That’s a whole bunch of bullshit. There are guys that come out that can barely throw a ball but they still come and have a good time. It’s upsetting to see strong women who are too scared to play a game for whatever stupid reason that project in their minds. What most women don’t realize is that we hold a power by being underestimated. The guys on opposing teams will consider us an easy out but we may have some fight in us. The women in colleges need to step up and become the secret weapon for their team and become a part of the great sport of Dodgeball.
Wondering just who Jazzy’s put at the helm of the NCDA’s beloved Average Joes Podcast? Let’s find out. What follows are six questions designed to introduce our new hosts in a way that only college dodgeball could pull off. What also follows? Utter hilarity.
1. What aspect of college dodgeball was most surprising to you when you first got involved with the game?
Alex: How serious the game was. I was expecting a whole lot of goofing off and no real organization. I was impressed by the degree of planning and organization involved.
Zac: Definitely the intensity. I never thought the level of competitiveness would be as high as it is.
2. What are you hoping to bring to Average Joes’ Podcast that will help make the show the greatest podcast in history?
Alex: I hope to keep the show informative and entertaining. I think humor is the best way to broadcast news so that’s what I’ll shoot for.
Zac: Besides my awesome good looks and sexual voice, nothing. I kid. I would have to say my insight into a game that has long befuddled critics, skeptics, and scholars alike. College Dodgeball is a peculiar game, and I am a peculiar man.
3. Which would you rather see during a dodgeball game: a sick headshot or a sick shot to the groin? If you were playing, which would you rather have happen to you?
Alex: Hmm… Groin shots are classic but a head shot can leave a more visible mark. I would have to say groin shot only because of the possibility that crying or vomiting could occur.
Zac: Groin. Way funnier. Every guy hates to admit that a shot to the business is hilarious, but no man wants to take one… so I would take a doming before a groin shot.
4. When the podcast finally hits the big time and we’re raking in the millions, what’s your plan of action for all that dough? Are you splurging on a mansion and nice cars? Buying your own sports franchise? How do you spend the money?
Alex: Two words… Playboy Mansion.
Zac: Probably savvy investing, and a decent ride. Nice penthouse in Nashville too, I would think.
5. What’s your most embarrassing moment?
Alex: Walking into a girls bathroom in a movie theatre. Made it all the way to the stalls before I realized I was surrounded by chicks. So I just made a confused face and said “Nope she’s not in here” and left very quickly.
6. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Alex: Two words… Hugh Hefner.
7. Let’s pretend you’re a big time sports announcer now. What sport would you be covering and what would be your signature catchphrase? Explain your choices.
Zac: I would love to be covering professional eating. I wouldn’t need a specific catchphrase, because let’s face it, the double entrendres you can create at a wiener eating contest are endless.
8. You’re a big roller coaster fan. Describe the ultimate fantasy coaster that you would build with all your money from the podcast. Give us a name, location, specific details and it’s reputation among coaster enthusiasts.
Zac: Diamondback, but taller, faster, and with more air. And much more adjacent to my couch. The name would have to be something bitchin’ that they couldn’t call a theme park ride because its too violent or awesome… you know, like, THE MURDERATOR, or SKELETALDEATH. Basically, just find some arbitrary heavy metal band and name it after them.
I’m a perfectly content 21-year old going into my last year of college.
Thus far, I’ve spent my summer lounging in my parents’ basement in my boxers watching Sportscenter and occasionally finding time for some menial online work.
Not to mention I get to stay up until 4 am every night and wake up at the crack of noon without ever having to worry about missing classes.
That being said, why am I secretly not dreading the return of school as much as I should right now?
I almost feel traitorous to my age demographic for looking forward to September just the teeniest, tiniest bit.
One reason: I’m an overachieving loser who longs for the return of a set schedule and the rigors of homework to prove to myself I still have some self-worth.
That’s a possibility. Not likely, but possible.
Here’s a more likely reason: I’m scheming.
The focus of my nefarious plans shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone who knows me semi-well.
Standing on the precipice of what could be my final year on a college dodgeball team, I want to go out with a bang.
I’ve already made a mild impact with revamping the league’s website and image, as well as founding a team at Western, but I still have a couple more tricks up my sleeve.
My quest to raise college dodgeball to the same level of national prominence enjoyed by football and basketball is like an all-consuming fire.
Or, in the immortal words of my hero Ron Burgundy, “… one great passion that lives deep within my loins like a flaming golden hawk.”
Maybe it was my complete boredom during the dog days of summer, but I felt compelled to share my thoughts and plans with the rest of college dodgeball nation.
The main way I want to help this league expand is something I’ve actually been working on for quite some time.
It’s always been my firm belief that a great way for this young league to grow is through the use of media, particularly the forms of the media that college students can relate to.
But I’m talking about more than the typical “Attend our first home game!” events on Facebook and posting sick headshots on our YouTube channel.
Don’t misunderstand me, those are awesome ways to grow the league and have thus far been very successful at doing just that.
But I’m thinking about something a little different. Something with a little more depth.
What exactly is this brainchild I’ve become borderline obsessed over?
The funny part is that most of you reading this column have already experienced it firsthand in six sporadic episodes spanning the course of last season.
That’s right…I’m talking about Average Joes’ Podcast. The official podcast of the NCDA. A place where everyone seems to get real, freaky naughty.
(Those last two lines are from our intro for those of you scratching your head)
When I first started AJP, I envisioned it as a bi-monthly program that would break down upcoming matches, recap games already played and dissect the game’s biggest issues.
Needless to say, hosting changes, technological restrictions and being a college student in general quickly destroyed my little plan.
Besides that, I always fancied myself a “behind-the-scenes” type guy. It never suited me being out in front of the camera, or in this case, a microphone.
After recording the sixth and final episode a couple months ago, I was torn.
I wanted the show to continue very badly. But I didn’t want it to continue in its current state.
We needed almost a complete overhaul if I was going to be happy with the finished product every time we recorded an episode.
So what did I do?
I got to work.
My first goal was to find hosts who could really capture and maintain the audience’s attention while simultaneously combining wit and actual dodgeball knowledge.
Something akin to the dynamic teaming of Al Michaels (the talent) and Cris Collinsworth (the knowledge) would be perfect.
I had already locked up my good buddy Alex Heichelbech as “the knowledge” after he returned this summer from a semester spent in the Land of the Rising Sun.
His love for the game of dodgeball combined with his command of the microphone made him the perfect fit for this job.
Now, I just needed the talent to make my dream combo complete.
For months, I racked my brain, trying to think of someone who could bring authentic broadcasting talent to our little production.
Then, driving to Lexington one weekend (I always do my best thinking when I’m driving!), it hit me.
A few months earlier, our team had hosted its first ever home game against Miami University.
To make the occasion more entertaining for fans, one of our players had invited his broadcasting buddy to do some announcing for us.
His name was Zac Newton, and as soon as he started broadcasting from behind that cheap microphone we’d provided, I knew WKU Dodgeball had found its voice.
In fact, the game was such a blowout that I look back and consider Zac’s announcing to be the highlight of the whole affair.
After mentally kicking myself for not thinking of Zac earlier, I shot him a Facebook message with the details of my proposition.
Let’s just say it didn’t take long for him to respond with an ecstatic “Yes, please!”
I think it’s also say to safe that I’m giddy about the prospect of having Alex and Zac woo our tiny listening audience twice a month this season.
After that major hurdle, the rest of the overhaul was a walk in the park.
New logo? Check.
Updated intro, outro and transitions? Check, check, check.
Updated hardware and online hosting capabilities to help bring a better quality show to our dedicated listeners? Checks all around.
Heck, I even made myself a shirt to celebrate the rebirth of my beloved podcast.
And come August, I’m confident AJP’s fanbase will be celebrating right along with me.